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    <description>Movie reviews written my noted film critic Eric D. Snider</description>
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	<title>The Express</title>
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		<![CDATA[You could go into "The Express" knowing nothing about its subject, late-'50s college football legend Ernie Davis, and still guess what's going to happen many scenes before it does. It's pointed out several times that no black athlete has won the Heisman Trophy, so obviously Davis is going to win it. He gets a mysterious nosebleed one night in the locker room, and everyone knows what happens to movie characters whose noses bleed unprovoked. (Hint: It's the same thing that happens to movie characters who cough for no apparent reason.) <br /><b>Grade: </b> C+<br /><b>Rated PG</b>, a little mild profanity, brief very mild sensuality <br />Length: 2 hrs., 9 min.]]>
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	<pubDate>Fri, 10 Oct 2008 12:00:00 UTC</pubDate>
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	<title>Quarantine</title>
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		<![CDATA[Last year, a film called "[REC]" was released in Europe before making the rounds at the world's horror festivals, thrilling audiences with its you-are-there account of a viral outbreak in an apartment building that turns people into raging maniacs. The film is viewed entirely through the lens of a TV cameraman who accompanied the fire department that responded to an emergency call at the building; "[REC]" is meant to evoke the blinking text that appears at the bottom of a video camera's viewfinder when it's in use. It's the same narrative device used previously in "The Blair Witch Project," for example, and subsequently in <a href="http://www.ericdsnider.com/movies/cloverfield">"Cloverfield."</a> <br /><b>Grade: </b> B+<br /><b>Rated R</b>, a lot of harsh profanity, a lot of very bloody violence and gore<br />Length: 1 hr., 29 min.]]>
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	<pubDate>Fri, 10 Oct 2008 12:00:00 UTC</pubDate>
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	<title>City of Ember</title>
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		<![CDATA[Twentieth Century Fox's partnership with Walden Media, specializing in family-friendly fantasy productions, has yielded mixed results so far, both critically and commercially. <a href="http://www.ericdsnider.com/movies/nims-island">"Nim's Island"</a> scored a hit, while <a href="http://www.ericdsnider.com/movies/mr-magoriums-wonder-emporium">"Mr. Magorium's Wonder Emporium"</a> failed to catch on, and <a href="http://www.ericdsnider.com/movies/the-seeker-the-dark-is-rising">"The Seeker: The Dark Is Rising"</a> flopped entirely. <br /><b>Grade: </b> B<br /><b>Rated PG</b>, mild thematic elements, a little scariness<br />Length: 1 hr., 35 min.]]>
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	<pubDate>Fri, 10 Oct 2008 12:00:00 UTC</pubDate>
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	<title>Body of Lies</title>
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		<![CDATA[Leonardo DiCaprio's perpetually youthful face means he's forever doomed to wear beards and goatees in movies where he's supposed to be taken seriously as an adult. It never looks right, either, even when it's his own hair that actually grew out of his own face. And it's a shame, because his acting, which becomes more nuanced and effective with each role, ought to be enough. Let the man play a CIA agent without a goofy beard! We'll believe him, I promise!<br /><b>Grade: </b> C+<br /><b>Rated R</b>, a lot of harsh profanity, some graphic violence and depictions of torture<br />Length: 2 hrs., 8 min.]]>
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	<pubDate>Fri, 10 Oct 2008 12:00:00 UTC</pubDate>
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	<title>RockNRolla</title>
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		<![CDATA[You'd think that being married to Madonna, Guy Ritchie would have picked up on the value of occasionally reinventing oneself. But no, he keeps making the same movie, the same ultra-cool exercises in British gangster violence and stylish criminal shenanigans, and "RockNRolla" is the latest entry. Then again, the one time he did try something different, the result was <a href="http://www.ericdsnider.com/movies/swept-away">"Swept Away,"</a> so maybe he's wise to stay in his comfort zone.<br /><b>Grade: </b> C+<br /><b>Rated R</b>, a lot of harsh profanity, a lot of violence<br />Length: 1 hr., 53 min.]]>
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	<pubDate>Wed, 08 Oct 2008 12:00:00 UTC</pubDate>
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	<title>Appaloosa</title>
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		<![CDATA[There's no question "Appaloosa" is a Western. It's set in 1882 in the New Mexico Territory, it has tin-star-wearing city marshals getting into gunfights with ornery cusses, it includes some scenes involving problems with Indians -- the whole nine yards. But underneath all that, it's really just a buddy movie, a rough-and-tumble, no-girls-allowed, steak-and-potatoes romp that happens to be set in the Old West. It's as much Don Quixote and Sancho Panza as it is Butch and Sundance. <br /><b>Grade: </b> B<br /><b>Rated R</b>, fleeting partial nudity, moderate violence, three F-words<br />Length: 1 hr., 54 min.]]>
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	<pubDate>Fri, 03 Oct 2008 12:00:00 UTC</pubDate>
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	<title>Religulous (documentary)</title>
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		<![CDATA[If anyone is more arrogant, condescending and smug than Bill Maher, I don't want to meet that person. Funny and insightful, yes. Someone I'd want to hang out with, no. This comes into play with "Religulous," Maher's smarmy documentary that basically forces us to hang out with him as he travels the world interviewing the dumbest, least eloquent, most extreme religious adherents he can find. His goal? To convince the audience that God is imaginary, that the people who believe in him are delusional, and that organized religion is a blight that must be wiped out if humanity is to progress. <br /><b>Grade: </b> C<br /><b>Rated R</b>, some profanity, and some nudity and sexual material<br />Length: 1 hr., 41 min.]]>
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	<pubDate>Fri, 03 Oct 2008 12:00:00 UTC</pubDate>
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	<title>How to Lose Friends &amp; Alienate People</title>
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		<![CDATA[Simon Pegg, the British actor who wrote and starred in the fiendishly clever <a href="http://www.ericdsnider.com/movies/shaun-of-the-dead">"Shaun of the Dead"</a> and <a href="http://www.ericdsnider.com/movies/hot-fuzz">"Hot Fuzz,"</a> should not have been cast as the lead in "How to Lose Friends & Alienate People." The character, a journalist named Sidney Young who comes to America to break into the magazine business, does abrasive and offensive things with an attitude of narcissistic obliviousness: <em>I don't know or care whether this will upset anyone, because I'm the only person who matters anyway.</em> That doesn't jibe with Pegg's persona as a hapless, unassuming striver who wants to do the right thing but occasionally messes up. You always want to root for Simon Pegg, but Sidney Young deserves whatever he gets. <br /><b>Grade: </b> C+<br /><b>Rated R</b>, a fair amount of harsh profanity, some nudity<br />Length: 1 hr., 50 min.]]>
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	<pubDate>Fri, 03 Oct 2008 12:00:00 UTC</pubDate>
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	<title>Beverly Hills Chihuahua</title>
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		<![CDATA[<strong>To:</strong> Scott Weinberg, managing editor, <em>Cinematical</em><br /><b>Grade: </b> B-<br /><b>Rated PG</b>, a little mild rude humor<br />Length: 1 hr., 31 min.]]>
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	<pubDate>Fri, 03 Oct 2008 12:00:00 UTC</pubDate>
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	<title>Nick &amp; Norah's Infinite Playlist</title>
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		<![CDATA[Fans of the novel "Nick & Norah's Infinite Playlist" may not approve of the film version, which, from what I understand, alters Nick's personality somewhat to fit Michael Cera, the actor who plays him. If the changes are indeed egregious, then I sympathize with those readers. However, if you can get past comparisons to its source material, the film is effortlessly funny, sweet, and real in a way that few teen comedies are. <br /><b>Grade: </b> B+<br /><b>Rated PG-13</b>, one F-word, some other profanity, some sexual dialogue<br />Length: 1 hr., 30 min.]]>
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	<pubDate>Fri, 03 Oct 2008 12:00:00 UTC</pubDate>
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	<title>An American Carol</title>
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		<![CDATA["An American Carol" isn't very funny, which I realize may be a deal-breaker, considering it's a comedy. But it's a fascinating artifact, an experiment in something that you don't see very often: satire from a right-wing point of view, aimed at the left.<br /><b>Grade: </b> B-<br /><b>Rated PG-13</b>, some moderate profanity, some vulgar humor<br />Length: 1 hr., 23 min.]]>
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	<pubDate>Fri, 03 Oct 2008 12:00:00 UTC</pubDate>
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	<title>Flash of Genius</title>
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		<![CDATA[A moment of high drama occurs in "Flash of Genius" when the protagonist, electrical engineer Robert Kearns, sees a new Ford automobile drive past him in the rain with windshield wipers that move ... <em>intermittently!!!</em><br /><b>Grade: </b> C+<br /><b>Rated PG-13</b>, moderate profanity<br />Length: 1 hr., 59 min.]]>
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	<pubDate>Fri, 03 Oct 2008 12:00:00 UTC</pubDate>
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	<title>Blindness</title>
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		<![CDATA[The strange story related in the film "Blindness" is an allegory. It wears its allegoricalness on its sleeve, setting itself in an unnamed city with unnamed characters who experience unexplained oddities that would not occur in the real world. What does the allegory mean? I will leave that for you to determine -- partly because I adhere to the Critics' Code of not giving away the entire movie, and partly because I have no idea. <br /><b>Grade: </b> B<br /><b>Rated R</b>, some harsh profanity, a lot of nudity, some violent images and strong sexuality, including rape<br />Length: 2 hrs.]]>
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	<pubDate>Fri, 03 Oct 2008 12:00:00 UTC</pubDate>
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	<title>Choke</title>
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		<![CDATA[Like all of Chuck Palahniuk's novels, "Choke" is about several things, all of them perversely brilliant, few of them discussable in polite company. A Palahniuk book ("Fight Club" is his most famous) is like a slap in the face that makes you laugh and cringe, and maybe it arouses you, too. So why does the movie version of "Choke" feel so ... well, tame? <br /><b>Grade: </b> B-<br /><b>Rated R</b>, a lot of nudity and strong sexuality, abundant harsh profanity and vulgar dialogue<br />Length: 1 hr., 29 min.]]>
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	<pubDate>Fri, 26 Sep 2008 12:00:00 UTC</pubDate>
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	<title>The Lucky Ones</title>
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		<![CDATA[Many films have sought to portray the terrible damage inflicted by war against a soldier's mental and physical health, but "The Lucky Ones" takes this concept to new depths by depicting a trio of Army personnel who have been messed up only in amusing, sitcom-y ways. It has three strangers with nothing in common but their uniforms driving cross-country to get everyone home, and if that sounds like an ill-conceived cross between <a href="http://www.ericdsnider.com/movies/stop-loss">"Stop-Loss"</a> and "Planes, Trains and Automobiles," you're right on the money. Especially on the "ill-conceived" part. <br /><b>Grade: </b> C-<br /><b>Rated R</b>, a lot of harsh profanity, some strong sexuality<br />Length: 1 hr., 55 min.]]>
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	<pubDate>Fri, 26 Sep 2008 12:00:00 UTC</pubDate>
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	<title>Eagle Eye</title>
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		<![CDATA["Rachel's kid plays the trumpet!" That's one of the very exciting lines of dialogue shouted in "Eagle Eye," a preposterous but not altogether unamusing techno-thriller about government surveillance and the innocent civilians caught in its web. (Dick Cheney calls it "the feel-good hit of the season!") The line reminded me of the classic Tom Hanks exclamation in <a href="http://www.ericdsnider.com/movies/the-da-vinci-code">"The Da Vinci Code"</a>: "I have to get to a library, FAST!"<br /><b>Grade: </b> C+<br /><b>Rated PG-13</b>, one F-word, some other profanity, moderate action violence, mostly bloodless<br />Length: 1 hr., 58 min.]]>
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	<pubDate>Fri, 26 Sep 2008 12:00:00 UTC</pubDate>
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	<title>Nights in Rodanthe</title>
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		<![CDATA[The ads say "Nights in Rodanthe" is based on a novel by the man who wrote <a href="http://www.ericdsnider.com/movies/the-notebook">"The Notebook,"</a> and that might tell you everything you need to know. Will there be schmaltz? Will it be a weepy romance? Will death and mourning play a role? Since it's based on a Nicholas Sparks book (<a href="http://www.ericdsnider.com/movies/a-walk-to-remember">"A Walk to Remember"</a> is another one), you can bet your hankie on all of the above. <br /><b>Grade: </b> C<br /><b>Rated PG-13</b>, one scene of mild sexuality -- should have been PG<br />Length: 1 hr., 37 min.]]>
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	<pubDate>Fri, 26 Sep 2008 12:00:00 UTC</pubDate>
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	<title>Miracle at St. Anna</title>
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		<![CDATA[Spike Lee doesn't do himself any favors by being such a strident, humorless jackass in real life, but he can sure make a good movie when he wants to. "Miracle at St. Anna," based on a novel by James McBride, is an accomplished, powerful World War II drama with elements of "Saving Private Ryan," magical realism (is that a ghost talking to that boy?), and a thousand other war-is-hell pictures. It's unusually ambitious for Lee, and though it has a significant flaw that I'll get to later, it remains a worthy entry in the canon of battlefield epics. <br /><b>Grade: </b> B<br /><b>Rated R</b>, a fair amount of graphic war violence, some harsh profanity, some nudity, brief sexuality<br />Length: 2 hrs., 46 min.]]>
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	<pubDate>Fri, 26 Sep 2008 12:00:00 UTC</pubDate>
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	<title>Battle in Seattle</title>
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		<![CDATA[Watching “Battle in Seattle” is like being jabbed in the belly with a police baton, and not in a good way. Written and directed rather ambitiously by the actor Stuart Townsend, who has never written or directed anything before, it uses fictional characters to tell a true story but gives us no reason to care about the people, their lives, or their political causes. The riots that occurred at the World Trade Organization meeting in Seattle in 1999 may well have been historically significant -- but you wouldn’t know it from watching “Battle in Seattle,” which insists on <em>telling</em> us how important the issues are rather than <em>showing</em> us. <br /><b>Grade: </b> C-<br /><b>Rated R</b>, a lot of harsh profanity, a lot of moderately graphic violence<br />Length: 1 hr., 40 min.]]>
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	<pubDate>Fri, 19 Sep 2008 12:00:00 UTC</pubDate>
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	<title>My Best Friend's Girl</title>
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		<![CDATA[You know what I'm tired of? I'm tired of romantic comedies about people who have special, magical relationship "skills" that they use to make money. You had <a href="http://www.ericdsnider.com/movies/hitch">"Hitch,"</a> where Will Smith knew everything about women and could sell you his expertise. Then <a href="http://www.ericdsnider.com/movies/failure-to-launch">"Failure to Launch"</a> had Sarah Jessica Parker being hired by exasperated parents to date their loser sons, boost their self-esteem, and get them out of the house. And just last fall there was Dane Cook as <a href="http://www.ericdsnider.com/movies/good-luck-chuck">"Good Luck Chuck,"</a> whom women would sleep with because they knew it would lead them to their soulmates. These movies aren't all bad, but their cutesy premises have created a new cliché in a genre that already had plenty of them. <br /><b>Grade: </b> D+<br /><b>Rated R</b>, pervasive harsh profanity, abundant vulgar dialogue, some nudity, some strong sexuality<br />Length: 1 hr., 41 min.]]>
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	<pubDate>Fri, 19 Sep 2008 12:00:00 UTC</pubDate>
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	<title>Lakeview Terrace</title>
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		<![CDATA[Everything in "Lakeview Terrace" is in black and white, and I'm not just referring to the film's racial overtones. The bad guy, Abel Turner (Samuel L. Jackson), is an argumentative bully who drives a heavy-duty pickup truck with a yellow ribbon magnet on the back, doesn't believe in global warming, and kneels next to his bed in prayer every morning. His new neighbor, Chris Mattson (Patrick Wilson), is non-confrontational, jogs every morning, drives a Prius, and subscribes to the Utne Reader. <br /><b>Grade: </b> C+<br /><b>Rated PG-13</b>, two F-words, moderate other profanity, some violence, a little sexual vulgarity<br />Length: 1 hr., 50 min.]]>
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	<pubDate>Fri, 19 Sep 2008 12:00:00 UTC</pubDate>
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	<title>The Duchess</title>
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		<![CDATA[Once "The Duchess," a sumptuous but empty melodrama, really kicks into high gear, you might expect Lord Jerry of Springer to emerge and start handing out advice to the dysfunctional royals. This mostly true story of Georgiana Spencer Cavendish, Duchess of Devonshire, has all the tawdry behind-closed-doors shenanigans of a daytime talk show, but none of the excitement. It's as if the characters are as bored as we are. <br /><b>Grade: </b> C<br /><b>Rated PG-13</b>, fleeting partial nudity, some moderate sexuality <br />Length: 1 hr., 45 min.]]>
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	<pubDate>Fri, 19 Sep 2008 12:00:00 UTC</pubDate>
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	<title>Ghost Town</title>
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		<![CDATA[At first you think "Ghost Town" is about this jerk named Frank, played by supreme jerk-player Greg Kinnear. We meet him as he's on the phone, chewing out his Realtor for getting his wife mixed up with his girlfriend. ("Does 'Amber' sound like the wife of a man my age?!") Next thing you know, he's dead, his spirit stuck wandering Manhattan, still wearing the tuxedo he had on at the time of his demise. <br /><b>Grade: </b> B<br /><b>Rated PG-13</b>, two F-words, moderate profanity<br />Length: 1 hr., 43 min.]]>
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	<pubDate>Fri, 19 Sep 2008 12:00:00 UTC</pubDate>
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