Eric D. Snider

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Eric D. Snider Songbook: "Songs" $10.00 Click here for details...
Snide Remarks II: Electric Boogaloo $5.00 Click here for details...

Did you know Eric has produced actual humor-filled items that you can buy and keep forever? Well, good news, Hector: HE HAS!

"Snide Remarks II: Electric Boogaloo" ($5) is an actual book, a compilation of classic columns from the BYU era (1997-1999). Once these last 150 copies are sold, the book will be gone forever.

"Songs" ($10) is a songbook containing sheet music (piano, vocal and guitar chords) for 10 of Eric's original songs, most of which are in C, so they're pretty easy to play.

Shipping and handling charges are as follows:

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The shopping cart to the right will allow you to pay by credit card. If you prefer to send a check, e-mail Eric and he'll respond with the address to send it to.

(The same shipping fees apply to mail orders, and be sure to include a note indicating what you're buying and where to send it. Don't assume we'll figure it out because you wrote it on the check, because we won't. We're very dumb with things like that.)

HEY! DIDN'T THERE USED TO BE MORE STUFF ON THIS PAGE?

Good call, eagle-eye. Eric's other merchandise has sold out, at least temporarily and maybe permanently. Here's what you missed:

"Snide Remarks" (book): This was the first compilation of BYU-era columns, published in 1998. It was the BYU Bookstore's bestselling non-textbook that year, even though it wasn't released until July! We're very proud of that. Anyway, the last copies were sold in 2005, and no more reprints are forthcoming.

"Will Make Jokes for Food" (CD): Eric's first live album, released in 2003. Songs included: "Your Thong," "Don't Know Why," "Piano Man," "The Titanic Song," "Since My Best Friend Got Engaged," "My Siamese Twin Fiancee," "The Scully Song," "I'm Handsome," "A Whole New Ward," "It Had to be U," "When I Was Six," "Songs About Rainbows," "Livin' La Vida Utah," "Work at the MTC," "The Pioneer Song," "Give It All up for You," "Why Would I Go out with You?," "Hold on, the Light Will Change," "The General Authorities Song." We're working on a digital delivery system for these nuggets of treasure.

"Monkeys and Pirates Are Funny" (CD): Follow-up album, released in early 2006. Songs included: "Is It Weird? (the Lord of the Rings Song)," "Mr. Bright Guy," "Those Were the Days," "Megan the Vegan," "Winter's Chill," "Why Do You Hate America?," "That's a Moore-ay," "Darth Says It Best," "Everyone I Know (Is in Love) (Except Me)," "I Can't Stand to Fly," "Vincent Van Gogh," "Back to the Fair," "You Make Me Want to be Good," "UVSC," "The General Authorities Song." Hopefully these will be online at some point, too.

"The Snide Remarks Collection Vol. 1" (CD): This was like an audiobook, with Eric reading 15 of his columns. Nowadays, we call it a podcast, and he does it every week when a new "Snide Remarks" is posted.

 
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