Our “Snide Remarks” Classic this week is “Long, Dark Night of the Soul,” from Feb. 6, 2006, in which I eat too much Hershey’s dark chocolate for your amusement. If you were to divide all the “Snide Remarks” columns into categories, one major division would be Eric Talks About His Body, which would cover all the dieting and exercising columns as well as the columns like this, where I do something strange to myself. My body, like my mind, is here for you to laugh at.