I’m much too fat to wear a thong,
Don’t know why I put it on
It’s stretched tighter than a drum,
Don’t know how I put it on,
I don’t know how I put it on.
All my friends told me to try
To lose weight before July.
But I failed, but couldn’t admit
That this thong just doesn’t fit.
I wish the store could take it back
But it’s slipping through the cracks,
It’s gone forever.
‘Cause of this thong from Brazil
I’m making everybody ill.
I’m embarrassed in the sun.
Don’t know why I wore a thong,
I don’t know why I put it on,
I don’t how I put it on.
