SINGER/PIANIST: Eric D. Snider
There’s Gordon Hinckley, Thomas Monson,
James E. Faust and Eugene Hansen,
Richard Clarke, F. Burton Howard,
Loren Dunn, M. Russell Ballard,
Dean L. Larsen, Kree-L Kofford,
David Haight and John H. Groberg,
Carlos Amado, Carlos Asay,
John E. Fowler, Glenn L. Pace,
L. Tom Perry, Ronald Poelman,
Claudio Costa, Gary Coleman,
Spencer Condie, Dallin Oaks,
Boyd K. Packer don’t tell no jokes,
Porter, Bruce and Porter, Aldin,
Marlin K. and Jay E. Jensen,
Dallas Archibald, Dallas Merrell,
Graham Doxey and Hillam, Harold,
In Sang Han and Kwok Yuen Tai,
Yoshihiko Kikuchi,
Sam K. Shimabukuro,
Samuelson (that’s Cecil O.),
Ben B. Banks and Robert Hales,
Jeffrey Holland never fails,
John J. Carmack, Henry Eyring,
Vaughn J. Featherstone’s inspiring,
Julio Davila, James O. Mason,
Angel Abrea, Russell Nelson,
David Burton, Merrill Bateman,
Mack Lawrence is a great man,
Enzio Busche, John B. Dickson,
William Bradford, Lance B. Wickman,
John M. Madsen, Augusto Lin,
Then D. Todd Christofferson,
Alexander Morrison,
David E. Sorensen,
Joe J. Christensen,
Andrew W. Peterson,
Neil Anderson, Neal Maxwell,
Dieter Uchtdorf knows his facts well,
Robert K. Dellenbach,
Melvin Hammond, Gene R. Cook,
Then there’s Dennis B. Neuenschwander —
Whatever your name is, his is longer —
Joseph Wirthlin, Richard Scott,
They’re Apostles; you are not,
Rex D. Pinegar, David Stanley,
Richard Edgley sure is manly,
Jack H. Goaslind, Monte Brough,
Lionel Kendrick’s hangin’ tough,
Lynn A. Mickelsen, Craig Zwick,
Charles Didier’s hair is slick,
Lowell Wood and Joseph Muren,
Earl Tingey, Keith McMullin,
Lino Alvarez, Rulon Craven,
Kenneth Johnson has me ravin’,
Don Ladd and Stephen Nadauld,
Jorge Rojas es muy bueno,
Hugh Pinnock, Robert Wells,
James Paramore, Max Caldwell,
Give ’em a hand now, if you please,
These are the General Authorities!
