I stole this from E! Online. (Thanks, Kristin!) Please note that this schedule is only for returning shows. The schedule for premiere dates of brand-new series is forthcoming. Also, note that times are for the Pacific and Eastern time zones. Everything airs an hour earlier in the Mountain and Central zones. (Why? These reasons.)
UPDATE: I’ve added the new shows to the schedule. They’re marked with an asterisk. This info comes from The Futon Critic. If something is wrong or missing, take it up with them.
Monday, Sept. 1
Gossip Girl (CW), 8 p.m.
One Tree Hill (CW), 9 p.m.
Prison Break (Fox), 8 p.m.
Tuesday, Sept. 2
The Shield (FX), 10 p.m.
*90210 (CW), 8 p.m.
Wednesday, Sept. 3
America’s Next Top Model (CW), 8 p.m.
Bones (Fox), 8 p.m.
Sunday, Sept. 7
*Hole in the Wall (Fox), 8 p.m.
Monday, Sept. 8
Terminator: The Sarah Connor Chronicles (Fox), 8 p.m.
Tuesday, Sept. 9
*Fringe (Fox), 8 p.m. (hereafter at 9 p.m.)
*Privileged (CW), 9 p.m.
Wednesday, Sept. 10
‘Til Death (Fox), 9 p.m.
*Do Not Disturb (Fox), 9:30 p.m.
Thursday, Sept. 11
Kitchen Nightmares (Fox), 9 p.m.
Friday, Sept. 12
Don’t Forget the Lyrics (Fox), 9 p.m.
Tuesday, Sept. 16
Biggest Loser: Families (NBC), 8 p.m.
House (Fox), 8 p.m.
Thursday, Sept. 18
It’s Always Sunny in Philadelphia (FX), 10 p.m.
Smallville (CW), 8 p.m.
Supernatural (CW), 9 p.m.
Sunday, Sept. 21
*In Harms’ Way (CW), 5 p.m. (hereafter at 7 p.m.)
*4Real (CW), 6 p.m.
*Valentine (CW), 8 p.m.
*Easy Money (CW), 9 p.m.
Monday, Sept. 22
The Big Bang Theory (CBS), 8 p.m.
Boston Legal (ABC), 10 p.m.
CSI: Miami (CBS), 10 p.m.
Dancing with the Stars (ABC), 9 p.m.
Heroes (NBC), 9 p.m.
How I Met Your Mother (CBS), 8:30 p.m.
Two and a Half Men (CBS), 9 p.m.
*Worst Week (CBS), 9:30 p.m.
Tuesday, Sept. 23
Law & Order: SVU (NBC), 10 p.m.
NCIS (CBS), 8 p.m.
*The Mentalist (CBS), 9 p.m.
Without a Trace (CBS), 10 p.m.
Wednesday, Sept. 24
*Knight Rider (NBC), 8 p.m.
*Gary Unmarried (CBS), 8:30 p.m.
Criminal Minds (CBS), 9 p.m.
CSI: NY (CBS), 10 p.m.
Lipstick Jungle (NBC), 10 p.m.
The New Adventures of Old Christine (CBS), 8 p.m.
Thursday, Sept. 25
ER (NBC), 10 p.m.
Grey’s Anatomy (ABC), 9 p.m.
My Name is Earl (NBC), 8 p.m.
The Office (NBC), 9 p.m.
Survivor: Gabon (CBS), 8 p.m.
Ugly Betty (ABC), 8 p.m.
Sunday, Sept. 28
Amazing Race (CBS), 8 p.m.
American Dad (Fox), 9:30 p.m.
Brothers & Sisters (ABC), 10 p.m.
Cold Case (CBS), 9 p.m.
Desperate Housewives (ABC), 9 p.m.
Extreme Makeover: Home Edition (ABC), 8 p.m.
Family Guy (Fox), 9 p.m.
King of the Hill (Fox), 8:30 p.m.
The Simpsons (Fox), 8 p.m.
The Unit (CBS), 10 p.m.
Monday, Sept. 29
Chuck (NBC), 8 p.m.
Life (NBC), 10 p.m.
Wednesday, Oct. 1
Dirty Sexy Money (ABC), 10 p.m.
Friday Night Lights (DirecTV 101), 9 p.m.
Pushing Daisies (ABC), 8 p.m.
Private Practice (ABC), 9 p.m.
Friday, Oct. 3
Everybody Hates Chris (CW), 8 p.m.
The Game (CW), 8:30 p.m.
Ghost Whisperer (CBS), 8 p.m.
Numb3rs (CBS), 10 p.m.
Supernanny (ABC), 9 p.m.
Wife Swap (ABC), 8 p.m.
*The Ex List (CBS), 9 p.m.
Monday, Oct. 6
Samantha Who? (ABC), 9:30 p.m.
Thursday, Oct. 9
CSI: Crime Scene Investigation (CBS), 9 p.m.
*Kath & Kim (NBC), 8:30 p.m.
*Eleventh Hour (CBS), 10 p.m.
*Life on Mars (ABC), 10 p.m.
Monday, Oct. 13
*My Own Worst Enemy (NBC), 10 p.m.
Tuesday, Oct. 14
Eli Stone (ABC), 10 p.m.
Friday, Oct. 17
*Crusoe (NBC), 8 p.m.
Wednesday, Oct. 22
*Stylista (CW), 9 p.m.
Thursday, Oct. 30
30 Rock (NBC), 8:30 p.m.
Sunday, Nov. 2
*Surviving Suburbia (CW), 7:30 p.m.
