Gentleman, start your TiVos! Here is a list of the networks’ season premiere dates (with a couple cable shows thrown in, too). New shows are marked with an asterisk. A few of these have already occurred, so I hope you were paying attention and didn’t miss them.
Monday 8/21 – Prison Break (Fox)
*Monday 8/21 – Vanished (Fox)
*Tuesday 8/29 – Celebrity Duets (Fox) (hereafter on Thursdays)
Wednesday 8/30 – Bones (Fox)
*Wednesday 8/30 – Justice (Fox)
*Tuesday 9/5 – Standoff (Fox)
Tuesday 9/5 – House (Fox)
Tuesday 9/5 – Nip/Tuck (FX)
*Thursday 9/7 – ‘Til Death (Fox)
*Thursday 9/7 – Happy Hour (Fox)
Friday 9/8 – Nanny 911 (Fox)
Friday 9/8 – 20/20 (ABC)
Saturday 9/9 – Cops (Fox)
Saturday 9/9 – America’s Most Wanted (Fox)
Sunday 9/10 – The Simpsons (Fox)
Sunday 9/10 – American Dad (Fox)
Sunday 9/10 – Family Guy (Fox)
Sunday 9/10 – The War at Home (Fox)
Sunday 9/10 – The Wire (HBO)
Tuesday 9/12 – Dancing With the Stars (ABC)
*Tuesday 9/12 – Men In Trees (ABC) (hereafter on Fridays)
Thursday 9/14 – Survivor: Cook Islands (CBS)
Saturday 9/16 – MADtv (Fox)
Sunday 9/17 – The Amazing Race 10 (CBS)
Monday 9/18 – Wife Swap (ABC)
*Monday 9/18 – The Class (CBS)
Monday 9/18 – How I Met Your Mother (CBS)
Monday 9/18 – Two And A Half Men (CBS)
Monday 9/18 – The New Adventures of Old Christine (CBS)
Monday 9/18 – CSI: Miami (CBS)
*Monday 9/18 – Studio 60 on the Sunset Strip (NBC)
Tuesday 9/19 – NCIS (CBS)
Tuesday 9/19 – Law & Order CI (NBC)
Tuesday 9/19 – The Unit (CBS)
*Tuesday 9/19 – Smith (CBS)
Tuesday 9/19 – Law & Order SVU (NBC)
Tuesday 9/19 – Boston Legal (ABC)
*Wednesday 9/20 – Jericho (CBS)
Wednesday 9/20 – America’s Next Top Model (CW)
Wednesday 9/20 – The Biggest Loser (NBC)
Wednesday 9/20 – Criminal Minds (CBS)
*Wednesday 9/20 – Kidnapped (NBC)
Wednesday 9/20 – CSI: NY (CBS)
Thursday 9/21 – My Name Is Earl (NBC)
Thursday 9/21 – The Office (NBC)
Thursday 9/21 – Grey’s Anatomy (ABC)
*Thursday 9/21 – Six Degrees (ABC)
Thursday 9/21 – CSI (CBS)
*Thursday 9/21 – Shark (CBS)
Thursday 9/21 – ER (NBC)
Friday 9/22 – Friday Night Smackdown (CW)
Friday 9/22 – Ghost Whisperer (CBS)
Friday 9/22 – Close To Home (CBS)
Friday 9/22 – Numb3rs (CBS)
Friday 9/22 – Law & Order (NBC)
Sunday 9/24 – Extreme Makeover: Home Edition (ABC)
Sunday 9/24 – 60 Minutes (CBS)
Sunday 9/24 – Desperate Housewives (ABC)
Sunday 9/24 – Cold Case (CBS)
*Sunday 9/24 – Brothers & Sisters (ABC)
Sunday 9/24 – Without a Trace (CBS)
Monday 9/25 – 7th Heaven (CW)
*Monday 9/25 – Runaway (CW)
*Monday 9/25 – Heroes (NBC)
Tuesday 9/26 – Gilmore Girls (CW)
*Tuesday 9/26 – Help Me Help You (ABC)
Wednesday 9/27 – One Tree Hill (CW)
*Thursday 9/28 – Ugly Betty (ABC)
Thursday 9/28 – Smallville (CW)
Thursday 9/28 – Supernatural (CW)
Saturday 9/30 – Saturday Night Live (NBC)
Sunday 10/1 – America’s Funniest Home Videos (ABC)
Sunday 10/1 – Everybody Hates Chris (CW)
Sunday 10/1 – All of Us (CW)
Sunday 10/1 – Girlfriends (CW)
*Sunday 10/1 – The Game (CW)
Sunday 10/1 – Campus Ladies (Oxygen)
Monday 10/2 – The Bachelor: Rome (ABC)
*Tuesday 10/3 – Friday Night Lights (NBC)
Tuesday 10/3 – Veronica Mars (CW)
*Wednesday 10/4 – 20 Good Years (NBC)
Wednesday 10/4 – Lost (ABC)
*Wednesday 10/4 – The Nine (ABC)
Wednesday 10/4 – South Park (Comedy Central)
*Thursday 10/5 – Big Day (ABC)
*Thursday 10/5 – Notes From The Underbelly (ABC)
Friday 10/6 – Trading Spouses (Fox)
Monday 10/9 – What About Brian (ABC)
*Wednesday 10/11 – 30 Rock (NBC)
*Tuesday 10/17 – The Knights of Prosperity (ABC)
Friday 10/20 – Crossing Jordan (NBC)
Friday 10/20 – Las Vegas (NBC)
Thursday 11/2 – The OC (Fox)
*Wednesday 11/15 – Day Break (ABC)
