This week’s “Snide Remarks” Classic column is #23, published on Jan. 20, 1998 in The Daily Universe: “Just the Fats Ma’am.” It may strike you as just one of the many hundreds of columns I’ve written about dieting and/or getting in shape, but it isn’t: It’s the FIRST one I ever wrote on that subject. And I think it’s fairly amusing, even nine years later.