Do you like reading columns about retarded dogs that poop everywhere? If so, then you’re in for a treat today! This week’s “Snide Remarks” Classic, entitled “Stuff Happens,” is an entry from Feb. 2, 2003, that addresses that very topic! It’s about the week I spent dogsitting for a friend and coworker. She thanked me with a $50 gift card at Nordstrom, which was very thoughtful of her. However, the psychological scars linger to this day, and no amount of overpriced department store merchandise can compensate for that.
