To the guy who is currently winning every day on “Jeopardy!”:
You are smug. I don’t like you.
Also, I do not like how you start in the middle or at the bottom of the categories. Please start at the top, like you’re supposed to.
You are no Ken Jennings. I know it is tempting for you to think that you are, because you have won 18 straight games. Please do not delude yourself. You win by narrow margins. It is seldom a runaway. Tonight you pronounced “tarot” with the T sound on the end, which is supposed to be silent. Ken Jennings would never do that.
In short, please lose soon, because I am tired of you.
Love,
Eric
