Hey friends! Thanksgiving! Am I right?? Having recently undergone temporary vegetarianism, I was more thankful than ever for the turkey, that noblest of birds, which gives to us of its bounteous breasts on Thanksgiving Day.
Also: mashed potatoes!
My point is, LINKS TO THINGS I WROTE
“Life of Pi” C
“Red Dawn” D+
“Rise of the Guardians” C+ [Twitch]
“Rust and Bone” B+
“The Central Park Five” B [from Telluride, for Twitch]
Eric’s Bad Movies: “Give My Regards to Broad Street” (1984), written by and starring Paul McCartney, who plays himself, poorly. [Film.com]
Re-Views: “She’s the Man” (2006), an Amanda Bynes movie that I found unbearable the first time. [Film.com]
Snide Remarks: My rejected “Breaking Dawn — Part 2” screenplay. But if you watch the movie you’ll see they kept a lot of my ideas.
Movie B.S. with Bayer and Snider: Reviews of “Life of Pi,” “Red Dawn,” “Silver Linings Playbook,” “Rise of the Guardians,” plus a round of Pitch Me for Thanksgiving laffs &c. [Listen at MovieBS]
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