This is what I got when I searched for “Paul Blart: Mall Cop” on Amazon:
As a matter of fact, I did mean “Paul Bear: All Cop.”
[MOVIE TRAILER]
Meet Paul. He’s a regular police officer, with a regular partner and a regular life. Except for just one little thing: His father was a bear! [record scratch]
PAUL: Rroowwr!
Now he’s the only one who can stop an evil corporation from destroying a national park — if he can stop thinking about honey, that is!
He’s exercising his right to bear arms — and his right to arm bears!
Put your food in a bag and hang it from a tree branch, because here comes “Paul Bear: All Cop”! He’s part ursine, but he’s all police officer!
“Paul Bear: All Cop” — in theaters this summer! You’ll bear-ly be able to stop laughing!
