Adjectives Actually Used to Describe Wine in the New Film “Bottle Shock”:
round
woolly
chewy
unctuous
Adjectives That Should Also Be Acceptable to Describe Wine, Then, If Those Are OK:
blasphemous
pouty
ambidextrous
runny
bow-legged
pentagonal
quixotic
digital
off-Broadway
unverified
bi-curious
hirsute
circumcised
surreal
unmarried
ergonomic
